Today’s Blogtober post features 20 of my favourite Halloween jokes, from old classics to new ones I’ve found that really tickled my funny bone.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because Halloween parties were banned due to COVID… lol no, of course he had no body to go with!
What are vampires favourite fruits?
Blood oranges and neck-tarines
What is E.T. short for?
So he can fit in the rocket
Why did the witch ace her English test?
She’s good at spelling
Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin
Why did the ghost go to the bar?
For the boo-ze
Why did the headless horseman do a business course?
He wanted to get ahead in life
What room will you never find a ghost in?
The living room
What does a witch call their garage?
The broom closet
How does Dracula unlock his castle?
With a spoo-key
How does a monster see into their future?
They read their horror-scope
Why do mummies struggle to make friends?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves
Where do ghosts like to go trick-or-treating?
Down dead ends
Why should you write a story in a graveyard?
Because they’re filled with plots
Why do ghosts hate when it rains on Halloween?
It dampens their spirits
What’s the best way to annoy Dracula?
Make him a little cross
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
You can see right through them
Which monster is the best dancer?
The Boogieman
Who keeps an eye out for ghost ships?
The ghost guard
What happened to the man who forgot to pay his exorcist?
His house got repossessed
I hope you enjoyed these jokes, even if they made your eyes roll. Bye for now!
Georgia Haze 