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Blogtober Day 29: 20 Halloween Jokes and Puns

Today’s Blogtober post features 20 of my favourite Halloween jokes, from old classics to new ones I’ve found that really tickled my funny bone.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

Because Halloween parties were banned due to COVID… lol no, of course he had no body to go with!

What are vampires favourite fruits?

Blood oranges and neck-tarines

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit in the rocket

Why did the witch ace her English test?

She’s good at spelling

Why are skeletons so calm?

Nothing gets under their skin

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the boo-ze

Why did the headless horseman do a business course?

He wanted to get ahead in life

What room will you never find a ghost in?

The living room

What does a witch call their garage?

The broom closet

How does Dracula unlock his castle?

With a spoo-key

How does a monster see into their future?

They read their horror-scope

Why do mummies struggle to make friends?

They’re too wrapped up in themselves

Where do ghosts like to go trick-or-treating?

Down dead ends

Why should you write a story in a graveyard?

Because they’re filled with plots

Why do ghosts hate when it rains on Halloween?

It dampens their spirits

What’s the best way to annoy Dracula?

Make him a little cross

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

You can see right through them

Which monster is the best dancer?

The Boogieman

Who keeps an eye out for ghost ships?

The ghost guard

What happened to the man who forgot to pay his exorcist?

His house got repossessed

I hope you enjoyed these jokes, even if they made your eyes roll. Bye for now!


Hey, thanks for visiting my blog. My name's Georgia and I'm a 24 year-old Brit navigating life, both in and out of the blogosphere. I share my love of musicals, books, TV, films, history and dogs (watch out for every chance I get to mention Rebel, my labradoodle!) on this blog. Enjoy!

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